lately ive been thinking about deleting my facebook. but cant, because i do like to keep in contact with family and friends far away... and its just the easiest way! im sure you all agree.
but lately... its been REAL tempting to delete it. some people take facebook WAAAY too seriously! and its ANNOYING!!
1. something someone says on a friends status does NOT have anything to do with you. so debating and starting an internet fight is down right, RETARDED!!!
2. a simple comment on someones picture does NOT give you the right to get mad at the person who posted the picture. and its also NOT ok to get mad at someone, for something someone else says to you. (ex- status comments directed towards you. and the person who posted the status says nothing.) youre a big girl/boy. stand up for yourself. or dont start shit.
3. facebook was not intended for a dating website. try hitting on the girls who actually have dating profiles. and stop sending creep messages to the girls you think are hot. chances are... youre not gonna get it.
4. stop STALKING! if you want to know something... try TALKING to people.
5. unless someone is literally calling you something bad, or deliberately starts talking to you on someone elses page, that you had commented on. leave it at one response. and posting 'lol' or 'haha' is pointless.
6. unless someone is stabbing a puppy or punching a baby in a picture... if you dont have anything nice to say. dont say anything at all.
7. if youre trying to become famous on facebook... give up. its not gonna happen.
8. and for the love of god. stop judging people for what they say on facebook!! how someone talks around thier friends, or family is none of your business. if you dont like it, dont look at it.
9. if you compliment someone in a picture, and other ppl try and say youre wrong, because you didnt write/say the compliment how THEY wanted... leave it be. if they didnt like what you said... there is a delete option.
(ex.- jen: sara sure can chug a beer! steve: no... sara was born to chug beer.) its just dumb.
10. when you see that someone ELSE wrote something on a friends wall... stop commenting on it. seriously... it gives the allure that youre the biggest creep of all. stop.
i am the queen, and you are all my peasents.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
dear stalker... you suck
i have a facebook stalker.
im incredibly annoyed. it needs to stop.
somehow, someway... this person is ALWAYS able to creep on me, and my personal business.
ive blocked him, made my profile private, etc...
this persons room mate once told me, that my profile is added to the Faveorites tab on the computer. really??? REALLY!?! i seriously wasnt aware that my life was THAT interesting. i kindly asked the room mate to remove it. and any pictures of me that may have been taken off facebook, and saved to the computer. never heard if that happened or not...
i could understand if i was your best friend, and my profile was on faves. but thats for my best friend...
and i shouldnt have to be the one to delete my facebook, or any other accounts i have, just because of this one person.
i have friends and family from all over the world, that i love to keep in contact with. and a very lovely boyfriend whose going to be gone for 8 months next month, who id like to be able to see my facebook and any pictures i may post... and im not about to give that up, because someone cant stop creepin on me.
i guess some people really cant let go...
oh... and yea, i know who this person is. i know them.
im incredibly annoyed. it needs to stop.
somehow, someway... this person is ALWAYS able to creep on me, and my personal business.
ive blocked him, made my profile private, etc...
this persons room mate once told me, that my profile is added to the Faveorites tab on the computer. really??? REALLY!?! i seriously wasnt aware that my life was THAT interesting. i kindly asked the room mate to remove it. and any pictures of me that may have been taken off facebook, and saved to the computer. never heard if that happened or not...
i could understand if i was your best friend, and my profile was on faves. but thats for my best friend...
and i shouldnt have to be the one to delete my facebook, or any other accounts i have, just because of this one person.
i have friends and family from all over the world, that i love to keep in contact with. and a very lovely boyfriend whose going to be gone for 8 months next month, who id like to be able to see my facebook and any pictures i may post... and im not about to give that up, because someone cant stop creepin on me.
i guess some people really cant let go...
oh... and yea, i know who this person is. i know them.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
i get hotter (and wiser) with age...
i was thinking to myself today...
i bet every ex ive ever had, thinks to themselves... "god damn... why wasnt she that hot when i was with her?" (LOL)
well this is my theory... my body rewards itself, by getting hotter, more slim, perkyer (sp) boobs and a more fun, care free, yet wise attitude and outlook on life, with every break up i have.
its like a little slap in the face to the ex that decided i wasnt good enough... and then they always end up wanting me back. or wanting to be in my life permanently...somehow or someway. its pretty funny.
and there i sit, on my little pedestal, looking DOWN upon them.. laughing. (thats me being a sincere bitch.)
but then that brings me to a different point...
i read somewhere (probably google...) that the human body and mind grows faster, and better (for lack of a better way of putting it) by love, and touch.
its kind of like a flower, you give it water, and sunshine and some grade A- dirt... and itll grow and flourish like nobodys business...
i definately have that now.
in the past year, my current boyfriend has been like my sunshine, and water, and has given me plenty of grade A dirt to grow... and his reward is a beautiful, BRIGHT flower.
needless to say... along with me getting hotter and wiser with age... ive also become sort of conceited. (hey! i know what looks good! dont judge!)
but is that rightfully so?
i know i havent had the hardest of lives, or picked the worst of guys. but its not like it was a fucking cake walk.
ive dated my fair share of cheaters, and compulsive liars, immature, moochers. druggie alcoholics...verbal and physical abusers... and one bf in particular was all of the above. (real winner...) and for those of you who know me... KNOW, its very unlike me to take any crap like that. especially since i am so against drugs, lying, cheating AND abuse. but we all make bad choices, learn our lessons in our own way... and move on.
and i think my own personal reward for going through all of that, or putting up with it... was ryan.
i made the decision to move away from my hometown... get away from it all. thankfully i had friends kind enough to take me in until i got back on my feet. (and became myself again)
i think God, or whoever is out there... was like... "ok... shes definately had enough... lets give her someone who will really love her back, and treat her right. and let her be the best jenn she can be" and wah-la... RYAN! =)
im cheesy i know.
long story short....
i get better looking. and they all end up... fat. jobless. bad hair. and endless failed relationships. that is good enough for me to know. it puts a little smile on my face.
i bet every ex ive ever had, thinks to themselves... "god damn... why wasnt she that hot when i was with her?" (LOL)
well this is my theory... my body rewards itself, by getting hotter, more slim, perkyer (sp) boobs and a more fun, care free, yet wise attitude and outlook on life, with every break up i have.
its like a little slap in the face to the ex that decided i wasnt good enough... and then they always end up wanting me back. or wanting to be in my life permanently...somehow or someway. its pretty funny.
and there i sit, on my little pedestal, looking DOWN upon them.. laughing. (thats me being a sincere bitch.)
but then that brings me to a different point...
i read somewhere (probably google...) that the human body and mind grows faster, and better (for lack of a better way of putting it) by love, and touch.
its kind of like a flower, you give it water, and sunshine and some grade A- dirt... and itll grow and flourish like nobodys business...
i definately have that now.
in the past year, my current boyfriend has been like my sunshine, and water, and has given me plenty of grade A dirt to grow... and his reward is a beautiful, BRIGHT flower.
needless to say... along with me getting hotter and wiser with age... ive also become sort of conceited. (hey! i know what looks good! dont judge!)
but is that rightfully so?
i know i havent had the hardest of lives, or picked the worst of guys. but its not like it was a fucking cake walk.
ive dated my fair share of cheaters, and compulsive liars, immature, moochers. druggie alcoholics...verbal and physical abusers... and one bf in particular was all of the above. (real winner...) and for those of you who know me... KNOW, its very unlike me to take any crap like that. especially since i am so against drugs, lying, cheating AND abuse. but we all make bad choices, learn our lessons in our own way... and move on.
and i think my own personal reward for going through all of that, or putting up with it... was ryan.
i made the decision to move away from my hometown... get away from it all. thankfully i had friends kind enough to take me in until i got back on my feet. (and became myself again)
i think God, or whoever is out there... was like... "ok... shes definately had enough... lets give her someone who will really love her back, and treat her right. and let her be the best jenn she can be" and wah-la... RYAN! =)
im cheesy i know.
long story short....
i get better looking. and they all end up... fat. jobless. bad hair. and endless failed relationships. that is good enough for me to know. it puts a little smile on my face.
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