im big on names.... chances are, ill judge you by your name before even knowing you. call it weird, if you must. but, meeting all the people ive ever met in my life, meeting alot of ppl with the same name, and being observant enough, i can judge someone by thier name.
for instance.
jen- not jenny or jennifer. just jen... jen's are known to be 'well known', outspoken, hard to read, and judgemental.
jenny's- theyre alot like jen's, but more friendly. everyone generally likes a jenny.
sara- saras are usually quiet until theyre comfortable enough around you to show you thier true colors. once theyre comfortable, theyre loud, opinionated, strong willed and protective over thier families.
aubrey- its hard to get to know an aubrey at first. they dont just let anyone into thier lives. theyre judgemental and stick to thier opinions, unless thoroughly proven otherwise. they tend to be slightly easy to 'push over'... but be aware... they can only take so much until they explode.
lacey- laceys are usually well liked by everyone. laceys are sweet to your face, but that doesnt mean they actually like you. laceys only really have a few really good friends. but alot of aquaintences. they tend to stick to thier families and ppl who have proven to them that theyre worth thier time.
zach- alot of zachs are whores. (and no im not saying this because im scorned on my baby-daddy, this is actually what ive observed) they fall fast, and easy. but never tend to keep a steady relationship for long.
they also know alot of ppl in the right areas, to utilize them, to thier needs.
ashley- ashleys are friendly, bitchy, loud, quiet, and know how to do so, when need be. ashleys LOVE thier friends. ashleys do however, tend to fall fast, and easy as well. everyone, and i mean everyone knows an ashley.
bob- bobs are generally cranky. and let the world know it. but theyre not cranky in a way that pushes ppl away. its like, old man cranky. theyre outspoken, and well liked. everyone thinks its slightly funny when bobs get mad.
bill- bills are always loud. bills are always eager to meet new ppl. and much like, zachs and ashleys, they fall fast as well. but bills are more capable to stay in a relationship. if the other person can put up with a bills shinanghans. because bills are crazy. unless theyre old. then theyre just loud.
jessica- every jessica ive ever met, is that sweet girl next door. until you really get to know them. then they can be crazy, wild, and scandalous. everyone wants acceptance from jessica. unless youre a sara or lacey. sara's and laceys could care less.
amanda- amandas are really smart. ive never met a dumb amanda. amandas are kind of hard to read, but they shouldnt be. because amandas wear thier hearts on thier sleeves. and speak there mind. although, it takes amandas awhile to come into thier own.
i could go on forever... but im just sayin, i can judge a person by thier name. =P
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