ill be heading to my home state here in a few weeks. and i actually... could not be more excited.
its been over a year since ive last been home and seen everyone.
a few things i absolutely HAVE to do while im there are...
have porch time.
i just have to sit in a porch, that faces the road where i can 'people watch'.
for those of you who dont know the greatness of porch time, you are really missing out. you... with your closest and most elite friends sit in a porch, and stare at the outside world. discussing really important topics. like whose pregnant, and who has what STD now.
drink several long islands, margaritas and beers.
This is how we get by, in minnesota. its how friendships are formed, and how we find out who we can really trust. its also... how 90% of minnesotans get laid. but that wont be on my list of things i need to do, while in minnesota. no thank you.
get a lesbian drunk.
its customary to get a lesbian drunk, in minnesota. everyone has to do it. its like... a right of passage.
actually... im just kidding. ill just be getting megs drunk for her birthday.
get my ass to mankato.
i havent been there in YEARS! and ive never had drinks in a bar there.
this WILL happen. and it will be with kari. and probably aubs and schommers.
who knows. but its happenin.
NOT sweat my ass off from the disgusting humidity.
i feel like... living in hot weather year round has trained my body to withstand
all kinds of shitty weather conditions. but im probably most def wrong about this.
i will most definately sweat...
spend as much quality time with my niece and nephew as possible.
and family.
this is a must. considering the last time i was home, i didnt see much of my family at all.
so i cant be an asshole this year, and not spend time with them.
so im gonna say... day life, family. night life, friends. it should work out well.
stick to my damn diet, and continue to exercise!!!
i HAVE to do this. just because im on vacay, and get to eat all of moms home cookin
doesnt mean i should get lazy! i for one... will be SO pissed if i gain so much as a POUND while
on vacay. i will control myself and my calorie intake.
so maybe... the long islands and margaritas will have to be substituted for vodka and diet coke. =/
alright... yep.
i am the queen, and you are all my peasents.
