HOW TO BE JENN-
1. be blunt.
-have a friend who DESPERATELY needs to wax her mustache? just tell her straight up. she will appreciate that you care enough about HER appearance, that she wont be offended.
2. be anal about your hair
-having good hair, ALWAYS makes you look 11085858383% better than the bastard standing next to you.
3. be just a little bit of a clean freak
- a nice clean house is ALWAYS good to come home to, and sit and relax in. and its also never embarassing when people come over unexpectedly.
4. have atleast 6 (minimum) shirts for every kind of occasion
-its nice to know you have options.
5. whiten your teeth.
-plain and simple, ppl look DISGUSTING with yellow teeth
6. stick by your morals AND opinions. but NEVER ever press them on anyone.
-just because someone doesnt agree with what you stand for, doesnt mean you should change that. a person with their own opinions and morals look more intelligant.
7. dont chase the opposite sex. ever.
-they will come to you.
8. be stubborn.
-being stubborn can be a bad thing, but it generally works out best for me. im stubborn when it comes to being a mom, an employee, a customer, hair... etc
9. be a shoe nazi.
-can never have enough shoes.
10. smile AND laugh, atleast 5 times a day..
-it seriously puts you in a better mood. and i read somewhere (probably cosmo) that its suuper healthy.
-also... try and find the humor in everything. it makes for a good time.
11. always make sure you have great breath. if not great, at the very least OK.
-seriously... it makes you more confident.
12. own at least 5 different type of purfumes.
-one for every season and one for going out.
13. LOVE LOVE LOVE with ALL that you have.
-you dont want to leave this earth knowing you didnt give it your all! do you??
14. do what you love...
-even if it means kicking babies. ya gotta stay happy... right?? (but i seriously wouldnt reccomend kicking babies... thats just mean)
15. be a little bit bossy.
-you usually get what you want. if not, oh well.
16. know when to be nice and know when to be a bitch.
-being a "bitch" generally means youre sticking up for a friend, or when youre REALLY pissed. but most of all... killen em with kindness, really does work.
17. take care of your skin, nails and feet.
-this needs no explanation. its just common sense.
18. never, ever, under any circumstances lie to your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse or signifigant other.
-it ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass. and having an honest relationship really does make it ALOT better.
19. have atleast 2 best friends, 5 really good friends, and alot of friends...
-you wont be bored. ever.
20. be nice to your parents.
-they deserve it. (most parents do)
21. be tough.
-know how to protect yourself, and maybe others around you
22. be a lady.
-know when to be proper. burping and farting are just not allowed or even OK in some instances.
23. be an aggresive driver.
-not a shitty one.
24. drink wine.
-its good for your heart.
25. be social.
-duh.
i am the queen, and you are all my peasents.
