my friend sara...

everyone has a friend like my friend sara...
your friend, however may not have the same personaility traits, or same interests, or same anything as my friend sara...
 but we ALL have that one friend, that crazy shit just happens when youre together.
you could plan a totally normal night, watching movies, and eating pizza. and it would end up being a huge massive party, that probably got out of control, even for the biggest of partier.
im talkin, somehow, the magics in the universe got scrambled, and a pink elephant is walking around, there are midgets on unicycles, obama is there smoking pot... etc. what have you...
ok... probably not THAT out of control, but you get my point. we all have that ONE friend.
 and my one friend like that, is dear ol sara...
when her and i met, we clicked instantly. 2 cool ass chicks? who wouldnt?? duh.

but im here to share a few fun memories i have with her... (sorry sara... i may be divulging some personal information... you can get back at me later... but for now... this shit is getting told!)

sara recently turned 21, so this one story in particular comes to mind when i think of her...

i had moved into this house, that was over priced for its quality, and the neighborhood it was in. i had made a deal with the landlord, that i would fix up the house and she takes a little off rent. well i had tore up the carpets exposing the awesome hard wood floors, painted the walls, and had started painting the outside.
well it was a hot summer day, me and sara wanted to paint, get our tan on a little... and my son was off in washington visiting his dad for a couple weeks. so we decided "ah might as well..."

so there we were, music blasting, painting is moving along smoothly, and conversation is short but sweet.
we get a call from her then boyfriend forrest, who says he would help us, and bring over beer for the hot day.
we were pretty pumped, so we eagerly agreed. (saying you had beer, to me and sara was an automatic invite back then)
time goes on, its hot as hell out, humid... and the beer is flowing. its going down waaaay too easy.
before we knew it, there was an outright party in my front lawn. except, it wasnt really a party... it was just me and sara.
sara then decided its way too hot for a shirt. so she takes it off... in the middle of the afternoon, in the middle of town, in a neighborhood where there was a school not more than a block away.
and shes just galavanting around my lawn in her bra... havin the time of her life.
not more than 10 minutes later, (i swear) 2 cops roll up. cherries on.
does sara give a shit? not really... at that point, she was only concerned about having to PAY for a minor consumption ticket. (before you get all huffy about her drinking under age. we have all done it. and sara has served her time in the army for 2 years now... i think she deserves a beer. so shut up)
one of the cops is my ex husbands uncle, and the other was one i had never seen before.
my ex husbands uncle of course came right up to me and says "jenn, what the hell?" HAHAH!
sara doesnt even wait for anyone to talk to her, she walks right up to the other cop, IN HER BRA... and asks "whats the damage gonna be? i know im in trouble"
long story short, sara got a minor consumption ticket, in just her bra. pretty funny if ya ask me...

but that brings me to another story... which is a little more risque! so if you thought the previous story was innaporpriate, please do not continue reading...
it was on another night, me and sara were just planning on sitting on my porch, (cause my porch was awesome) and having a few drinks...
weeeelllll i guess people were bored. and they all decided my house was the house to be at...
sara gets entirely too wasted off straight JAGER, that she stole from her boyfriend and takes her shirt off again. this time she wasnt wearing a bra. (dont worry there was another girl there in just her bra- sara isnt always the naked one)
a friend of ours who is quite the reserved catholic, popped in after work to say hello, got what im sure was NOT what he would ever expect to happen to him in his entire life.
i dont know where sara came from, but she came running up to him, bare boobs in tow, arms open... and just jumped on him.
the look on his face, is story worthy alone, but he reacted so quickly he threw sara off of him, she hit her back on the arm of the couch, and fell on the floor ontop of the jager bottle, and had somehow pulled me and another person ontop of her. HAHAHHA!!! my reserved friend literally took off running and drove away...

those are my most 2 memorable stories with sara... not that theyre not all very memorable. but i guess these are my faveorite to tell! =]